Tweets about: 375ml Kosher Wine

Not Will Ferrell

Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"

10 years ago

Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!

10 years ago

If I ever go missing, I want my pic on wine bottles instead of milk cartons, so my friends know to look for me.

10 years ago

Peyton Manning through Week 3: 2009: 983yds 7TD 2INT 2010: 1013yds 9TD 0INT 2012: 824yds 5TD 3INT 2013: 1143yds 12TD 0INT Like fine wine.

10 years ago

Marsha Hagerty from CSI for @AliEWentworth w/ some advice: never offer your hairdresser wine before a cut.... http://t.co/dNMdgyDpw9

10 years ago

“@Kiran_On_high: Stana, Can someone switch on the lights please.” Let me put down this glass of wine in my hand & get right on that.

10 years ago

Wine is cheaper than therapy. #singleprob

10 years ago