4 Hour Body Protein Drink tweets
Sarcasm
list of things i want: 1. a nice body 2. pizza list of things you apparently can’t have at the same time: 1. a nice body 2. pizza
anthony spears
i wish i was being over dramatic when I say i can't leave my bed but I've tried three times already and my body is unresponsive
9GAG
Person 1: I can draw really well Person 2: I'm really athletic Person 3: I'm hilarious and likable Person 4: I'm gorgeous Me: I can breathe
Evil Kagawa
4 goal! 4 GOAL! PLAY-A-MAKING OF KAGAWA DESTROY DEFENCE OF NEW-A-ZEALAND LIKE ANDERSON DESTROY PIE WITH MOUTH! YOU SEE THIS MOYES!!!!!
Jaime Camil
Dear @jamesmaslow break-a-leg in #DWTS @DancingABC! Me, my fans & #Rushers around the world will support & vote 4 u, we'll take u to the top
DJ HOMICIDE
Kobe 1. 60 Vs Memphis 2. 61 @ Madison Square 3. 62 in 3qrts vs Dallas 4. 65 Vs Blazers 5. 81 Vs Raptors http://t.co/tkch95DSyG
Funny Tweets
"my shower = 24 mins 4 mins = wash and rinse body 20 mins = reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe"