Calentador Bayard Star tweets
Darth Vader
The Death Star will not be destroying any planets this week, the Empire is shutdown.
Story Of My Life!
Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
Death Star PR
The ONLY good reasons for a government shutdown: 1. Someone blows up your Death Star. 2. Emperor gets thrown down a bottomless pit.
The Guardian
Wannabe Jedi Knights rejoice! Scientists have discovered how to bind photons to create Star Wars lightsabers http://t.co/qywaXtMTp2
