870mm In Feet tweets
Life Hack TIps
Don't put your feet up on a car's dashboard. Airbags go off like small bombs and it can easily break both of your legs
Short Girl Problems
Buying expensive shoes for way cheaper because of your midget feet. #shortgirlperks
Los Angeles Dodgers
Curtain call for Carl Crawford. Dodger Stadium is still on its feet.
I Swim and I Know It
can u not. can u not touch my feet. i will let you in front of me. but first, try leaving 5 seconds instead of 2. thanks.
God Posts
Your word is a lamp for my feet, a light on my path. - Psalm 119-105 #ScriptureSunday
Steve Stifler
Me: "Would you wear socks if you had no feet?" Girl: "No?" Me: "Then why do you wear a bra?"
