Adult Topfix tweets
High School Problems
reason to not become an adult you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
William Gibson
People who feel safer with a gun than with guaranteed medical insurance don't yet have a fully adult concept of scary.
ᵘʳ ᵃ ʰᵒᵉ
when your parents make you call to make your own appointments and have adult responsibilities http://t.co/l2NcXhz6wW
Common White Girl
i can feel myself getting angrier everyday i’m either becoming an adult or the incredible hulk
nicole byer
As I searched for none hole-y underwear through my trash bag full of underwear I realized I don't live like an adult who wants to be loved.
Fact
. Before writing children's books, Dr. Suess wrote very adult books such as "Boners" and "More Boners."
Brendon Small
More info DETHKLOK’s “METALOCALYPSE: the DOOMSTAR REQUIEM A KLOK OPERA” Airs Sunday, October 27th on Adult Swim http://t.co/kqejqHGAH9”