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Lady Gaga
you can't have my heart and you wont use my mind but do what you want (with my body) do what you want with my body
¡HUMORsustentável!
-e o namoradinho?? -tá preso tia, aliás to indo p visita íntima na cadeia ...ah, fala pro primo gabriel q a maconha dele chegou. bença tia.
Steve Stifler
My girlfriend told me to see things from a women's point of view... so I looked out the kitchen window.
Best of Sagittarius
A #Sagittarius can say things so bluntly you wont know if you should be upset or love their honesty.
Students Problems
me: it’s too hot me: *opens window** in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
Rhys James
Don't worry United fans. Next transfer window Moyes will bring in the big dogs. Leon Osman and Seamus Coleman.
Comedy Tweets
If shes amazing she wont be easy. If shes easy she wont be amazing. If shes worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.