Aevitae Basis tweets
TED
Dear Twitter, Thanks for killing my cell phone battery on a daily basis. Sincerely, Everyone.
Thad Castle
Literally 99.9% of the things I want to say on a daily basis are offensive...
Life Pro Tips
Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 yrs to your life. Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind.
Sammy the Walrus IV
People refuse to pay for a $0.99 app that they may use on daily basis, but are fine ordering $9.99 quesadilla appetizer at a restaurant.
The Friendly Asshole
I'm not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis
Facts Guide
Studies found that people who drink a moderate amount of alcohol on a daily basis live longer than those who don't.
Fact
Studies found that people who drink a moderate amount of alcohol on a daily basis live longer than those who don't.