African Toad Eating Rabbit tweets
Mark Hoppus
"Yes this is the principal at your child's school. I don't want to alarm you, but today your son said to a friend 'Toad is hella dope.'"
Sheldon Jokes!
I die a little inside when I see an old person eating alone in a restaurant.
Barney Stinson
I die a little inside when I see an old person eating alone in a restaurant.
Phil Lester
Might attempt eating sushi again tonight O_O i still don't trust it
Rap Like Lil Wayne
Eating Subway while I tweet, I'll call that a Subtweet
Sarcasm
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat.