Alarm Clock Online Shop tweets
Michael Clifford
Just looked at the clock and realized I've been playing GTA for 5 hours. oh god, time to sleep
9GAG
I hate morning alarms. I hate Monday morning alarm the most. #Monday #grump
Tweet Like A Girl
Don't shop at Urban Outfitters http://t.co/UmnffsGOUk
SportsCenter
Tennessee UPSETS No. 11 South Carolina, 23-21. Michael Palardy kicks game-winning FG as clock expires. #SCvsTENN
Steve Stifler
If we're dating & we get into a fight, don't go posting our problems online for everyone. That's childish, and shows how RATCHET you are.
Funny Tweets™
You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not tweeting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging.
Sincerely Tumblr
*goes online shopping* *puts everything i want in a cart* *checks subtotal* *laughs and closes tab*