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Alarm For Secretary For The Offices tweets

Girl Code

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

https://twitter.com/ComedyAndTruth

10 years ago

true tweets

*alarm set for 6:00 a.m* *wakes up at 5:59* who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?

https://twitter.com/funnyortruth

10 years ago

Mindy Kaling

It's on-the-nose of me, but I programmed my alarm to play @katyperry's Wide Awake when I wake up and it's been the best decision of my life

https://twitter.com/mindykaling

10 years ago

Teen Quotes!

I'm in love with my bed, but my alarm clock won't let us be together.

https://twitter.com/TheseDamnQuote

10 years ago

Princess Problems

I suffer from severe anxiety over the new look of my battery when it's charging. It doesn't look like it is & I panic my alarm won't go off

https://twitter.com/PrincessProbz

10 years ago

Men's Humor

If my alarm is set for 7:00 AM, and you wake me up at 6:57 AM ...prepare to die!

https://twitter.com/MensHumor

10 years ago

Story Of My Life!

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

https://twitter.com/TheFunnySayings

10 years ago