Alaska Fly Fishing Lodge tweets
UberObvious
Spiders can't fly... and we should all be very happy about that.
Football Funnys
The United States of America purchased Alaska for $7.2million. 1,518,800 squared Km. Real Madrid bought Gareth Bale for $137million.
Football Jokes
USA purchased Alaska for $7.2million. 1,518,800 squared km. Real Madrid bought Gareth Bale for $137million. One man.
IGGY AZALEA
If I were a man I'd be in a happy relationship because I could fly my girlfriend everywhere and be in the power position.
Pickup Lines
I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.