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Nathan Fillion
“@AnnaKendrick47: Done being embarrassed about my taste in sushi. Looks like it killed Nemo's mom? Not eating it.” Spoiler alert?
Because I'm a Guy
Pickup lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I've fallen for you and can't get up.
Funny Tweets!
when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever
Charlamagne Tha God
I would pay 100$ for a Biggie/Michael Jackson "Best of Both Worlds" album recorded in heaven produced by Jesus and Bob Marley.
Normani Kordei
OMGGG I just heard the commercial thingy on the radio "Demi Lovato at the Toyota Center along with Fifth Harmony" #NeonLights so crazy I pay
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things i haven't learned in high school: how to: pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank god i can graph a polynomial function
