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Alestimenti Stand tweets

Jimmy Carr

There are rumours our trains could have 3rd class carriages where people have to stand. I hate to tell you, but that’s what we’ve got now.

https://twitter.com/jimmycarr

12 years ago

Funny Tweets™

Three reasons to stand up: 1. To get the remote 2. To go to the bathroom 3. Because you're the real Slim Shady.

https://twitter.com/Lmao

12 years ago

Leo™

#Leo always will stand up for themselves and the ones they care about. You're going to get the piece of their mind.

https://twitter.com/Leo_h_t

12 years ago

It's A Teen Thing!

"For one minute, walk outside, stand there in silence, and contemplate how amazing life is."

https://twitter.com/ohteenquotes

12 years ago

Helen Keller

I can't stand my phone. Autocorrect always puts ":..:::." instead of ":..:::.:.:"

https://twitter.com/The_HelenKeller

12 years ago

kyIie jenner

hey i'm actually pretty attractive if you stand far away enough http://t.co/7bg8Vlofv3

https://twitter.com/thoughtskylie

12 years ago

Sagittarius™

#Sagittarius respect the people who can stand and speak for themselves.

https://twitter.com/Sagittarius_ht

12 years ago