Alfa Mito Safety Car tweets
SportsCenter
THIS JUST IN: Lions WR Nate Burleson broke his arm in a one-car accident overnight. Police confirm no alcohol was involved.
Students Problems
Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
Country Music Quotes
We sang Bobby McGhee on the hood of my car, Made a wish on every star, In that clear September sky. #KennyChesney
Fill Werrell
There was a four-car wreck in Mexico today. 87 people died.
Steve Stifler
Can you do me a favor? Stand in front of my car. I need to test my brakes.
Marcus Butler
I think I've been playing a bit too much GTA. I got in my car and actually sat down on the wrong side looking for the steering wheel!
Sarcasm
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends.