Aliens Unterwandert Die Welt tweets
Little Mix
#DespicableMeMoment She's so fluffy I'm gunna die! :D <3 https://t.co/DjjuHd67Wq
High School Problems
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
BBC Breaking News
Swiss report confirms that late leader Yasser Arafat did not die a natural death, Palestinian investigators say. LIVE http://t.co/n92MbXAA6P
ཨོཾ་WeepingBuddha་ཧཱ
My Lil bro @kyleminermusic is a musical god. Listen or die;) "under the moon" gc singer songwriter contest http://t.co/jETTTCvLEp
Speak Comedy
"HA. I'm older!" "HA. You''ll die first!" "Since I'm older, I'll get my license first. Then I'll run you over with my car. HA."
Song Lyrics!
"Yes, I would die for you baby but you won't do the same" - Bruno Mars
Men's Humor
Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die.