Alles Kids Bergen tweets
Bo Burnham
It'll be so strange having kids. "Dad, what's a VCR?" "Dad, who was David Letterman?" "Dad, who's my mom?" "Dad, why do you cry so often?"
Beau Brooks
If I ever have kids I'm teaching them as much languages as I can.
Common White Girl
I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school
WTF Facts
A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
Washington Post
Because of the shutdown, 19,000 kids in 11 states didn't have access to Head Start services http://t.co/YZsPENMj0f
Steve Stifler
Fun idea: Don't have kids? Hire a babysitter, say the kid is asleep upstairs & not to be woken. When you return, ask where your child is.
Speak Comedy
8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When i was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.