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Bo Burnham

It'll be so strange having kids. "Dad, what's a VCR?" "Dad, who was David Letterman?" "Dad, who's my mom?" "Dad, why do you cry so often?"

https://twitter.com/boburnham

10 years ago

Beau Brooks

If I ever have kids I'm teaching them as much languages as I can.

https://twitter.com/BrooksBeau

10 years ago

Common White Girl

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

https://twitter.com/girlposts

10 years ago

WTF Facts

A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.

https://twitter.com/WTFFacts

10 years ago

Washington Post

Because of the shutdown, 19,000 kids in 11 states didn't have access to Head Start services http://t.co/YZsPENMj0f

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost

10 years ago

Steve Stifler

Fun idea: Don't have kids? Hire a babysitter, say the kid is asleep upstairs & not to be woken. When you return, ask where your child is.

https://twitter.com/SteveStfler

10 years ago

Speak Comedy

8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When i was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.

https://twitter.com/SpeakComedy

10 years ago