Andrew Millette Death tweets
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by the way my sincerest condolences to those that were bored to death during that twitcam. we promise to be more exciting next time. rip.
Jim Gaffigan
I imagine death will be like sleeping but without my two-year-old son kneeing me in the back.
Adrian Wojnarowski
Andrew Bogut has agreed to a three-year, $43 million extension with Golden State, league source tells Yahoo Sports.
﷽ Islamic Thoughts
Death is around us, take heed from those who are amongst us one day and gone the next. Prepare for it with your good deeds. #islam
Ricky Gervais
Thou Shalt not kill. Death to abortionists! No, wait. I haven't thought this through.
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