Animals Up Close And Personal Macaque tweets
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i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.
Britney Spears
This next record is going to be the most personal record I've EVER made….which means that I need my #BArmy to be a part of it!!
Ann Coulter
Unbelievable: Obama shutting down PRIVATELY-RUN facilities, never previously shut down in govt shut-downs. http://t.co/4dI5Tcl2zH
Sarcasm
Mum: Can I use ur laptop? Me: *Deletes History* Me: *Close Chrome* Me: *Double checks deleted history* Me: *Open Internet Explorer* Me: Sure
Men's Humor
Money does not buy happiness, but it buys beer...which is pretty close.
Virgo
#Virgos make it hard for people to get close because once they let someone in, they find it hard to let them go.
Girls
We aren't dating, but I'm afraid of someone new getting close to you