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♔Sorry Not Sorry♔
Knock knock Who's there Queen Queen who Queen my dishes please Why do I love that commercial so much
Ed Miliband
My article in the Daily Mail about my father. It will also appear in tomorrow's paper http://t.co/ppJSDWYaMF
Paul Bissonnette
Show of hands who laughed at that McDonald's commercial that just played during Sunday night football?
Life Cheating™
Use With Caution... There is a free website called "essaytyper" that lets you type a topic and it will write the paper for you in minutes.
Steve Stifler
Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged me into a warehouse. I'm still waiting for him to say it's a febreze commercial.
Owen Jones
Daily Mail editorial headline: "An evil legacy and why we won't apologise". This would make a fitting new strapline for the paper