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"I'm no fan of drugs, folks. They're immoral. Hey, drug mules, swallow that heroin without a condom. Family values." http://t.co/gaPsCAfKAo
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"I'm an exec producer on your show, so I won again, motherf**ker!" -- Jon Stewart http://t.co/GduF3cMtBG #Emmys #TDS http://t.co/P7bVNx9uS1
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"As Mother Teresa once said, it's not enough if you win. Others must lose." http://t.co/QTUu1Gk9YV #religion #jesus
James Martin, SJ
Video: On @ColbertReport last night after Stephen Colbert put Pope Francis "On Notice." Had a blast, as usual. http://t.co/bdGhIi3pCe
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"You know the old saying, it's not about whether you win or lose, it's about whether I win and you lose." http://t.co/KNVT92SoIf
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"I'm like an umpire calling balls and strikes. If you disagree with me, I will strike your balls." http://t.co/UixYPhoFTt #ClassicColbert
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"You better sit down and buckle up because you should not be standing while watching TV in the car" http://t.co/EVsGSWvdOr #ClassicColbert