Asda Pet Isnurance tweets
lauREN ◊
"zayn has his own pet zebra in a zoo in australia" [mumbles] [coughs- ] [whispers] [cries] a zebra has met zayn malik before me
Not Will Ferrell
*Me at a pet store* Me: Look! It's Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: No sir, that's a Nemo.
no plz
"babe" & “baby" creep me out if you wanna give me a pet name call me something cute like esteban julio ricardo montoya dela rosa ramirez
Sarcasm.
i wish there was mini whales like 6 inch whales that u could put in a tank & own as pets like hey look at my pet whale that'd be great
Jay Cartwright
Cba with girl who think they're "half italian" because their dad bought a tin of spaghetti from asda once.
