Ashley Dvorkin Is Hot tweets
Notebook of Love
When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he calls you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.
God
Hot flashes. Increased irritability. Dryness. Congratulations, humanity, you've given the Earth menopause.
Sarcasm
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
to be honest
When a boy calls you cute, he likes your face. When he calls you hot, he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful, he likes your heart.
