Asian Food Export From Tyskland tweets
Puns
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
☁Jc Caylen
Gots a new video for u y'all ! :) @tacobell food fest, playing the PS4 & AN INTRUDER INVADES THE O2L HOUSE!!! - http://t.co/pXofSsMeUt
Men's Humor
In my life Ive spent 90% of my money on food, beer and women. The other 10% I wasted.
TED
People: "I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me." Me: "I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready."
Sorry Not Sorry!
Things that make me happy: - You. - Lazy weekends. - Certain People. - Food. - Music. - Cute texts. - Concert tickets. - Summer. - You.
