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Asian Food Export From Tyskland tweets

Disney Words

I don't like food. I love it. –Anton Ego (Ratatouille)

https://twitter.com/disneywords

12 years ago

12 years ago

Puns

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

https://twitter.com/omgthatspunny

12 years ago

☁Jc Caylen

Gots a new video for u y'all ! :) @tacobell food fest, playing the PS4 & AN INTRUDER INVADES THE O2L HOUSE!!! - http://t.co/pXofSsMeUt

https://twitter.com/jccaylen

12 years ago

Men's Humor

In my life Ive spent 90% of my money on food, beer and women. The other 10% I wasted.

https://twitter.com/MensHumor

12 years ago

TED

People: "I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me." Me: "I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready."

https://twitter.com/TedOfficialPage

12 years ago

Sorry Not Sorry!

Things that make me happy: - You. - Lazy weekends. - Certain People. - Food. - Music. - Cute texts. - Concert tickets. - Summer. - You.

https://twitter.com/ComedyTruth

12 years ago