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Asociacion Vecinal Doctor Flemi tweets

nick grimshaw

She walked to the doctor got lipo with your money, she walkin around looking like Michael with your money. Lol

https://twitter.com/grimmers

5 years ago

Camilla Luddington

My fav doctor ;) http://t.co/K7itjAo6RC

https://twitter.com/camilluddington

5 years ago

ELEGANTE KLEÍN

—Doctor, recomiéndeme algo para la cara. —Una bolsa, una operación y mucho PhotoShop.

https://twitter.com/iPhoneatico

5 years ago

Sarcasm

*Woman gives birth* Woman: I think I'll name her Megan. Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken. May I suggest Megan343 or Megan_12

https://twitter.com/thinksarcasm

5 years ago

Sin.

—Ojos que no ven, corazón que no siente. —Doctor, insisto en anestesiar al ciego antes de operarlo a corazón abierto. —NO SIENTE DIJE.

https://twitter.com/sindykiu

5 years ago

El Capitán Sarcasmo

—Doctor, ¿cómo está mi esposo? —Lo siento, lo hemos perdido. —Pues búsquenlo. —Que ha muerto. —Sí claro, lo dice para no buscarlo.

https://twitter.com/Supersarcasmo

5 years ago

Anna Khayalan

My bestfriends are like "NO ICE CREAM UNTIL YOU GET BETTER" when I'm sick. When I see my doctor- "Eat ice cream to make you feel better."

https://twitter.com/thekhayalan15

5 years ago