Tweets about: Asperges Rotterdam Restaurant

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*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

10 years ago

When I'm at a restaurant, I finish my drink before the meal even arrives

10 years ago

That moment of pure joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.

10 years ago

"La sabiduría de este mundo es la madre y raíz de todos los males". Erasmo de Rotterdam.

10 years ago

Russian restaurant only hiring twins http://t.co/RsIkrRt1AZ & http://t.co/WLI8hUI9NT

10 years ago

When I'm at a restaurant, I finish my drink before the meal even arrives.

10 years ago

I die a little inside when I see an old person eating alone in a restaurant.

10 years ago