Asphemp Water tweets
What The F*** Facts
Tea is the second most consumed beverage in the world, after water, with more consumed than coffee, soft drinks and alcohol combined.
Bad Advice Dog
The new iOS makes your phone waterproof! Test it out by throwing it in the water.
Fill Werrell
Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!
Rude Comedian
Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!
Spiritual Truths
The flower will not grow without water, just the same as friendships, they will not grow beautiful without great love.
true tweets
"I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
