Tweets about: Astro Door Seal

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IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “IT’S A NO FROM ME"

10 years ago

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

10 years ago

Me: Hey close the door. Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters* Me: *dying whale noise*

10 years ago

As long as you hope in God the door is open for change. -Joyce

10 years ago

hello yes 911 my mom didnt close the door behind her when she left my room

10 years ago

Knock, & the door will be opened. -Luke 11.9

10 years ago

People come and go and forget to close the door.

10 years ago