Auckland Noise Backyard tweets
Leslie Chow
Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.
Life Cheating™
Most paranormal experiences can be attributed to infrasound; a low frequency noise that causes people to see/hear things that aren't there.
Google Tips
If your stomach is rumbling in a public setting, do not clench your muscles, instead push out like a beer belly and the noise will stop.
Speak Comedy
Me: Hey close the door. Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters* Me: *dying whale noise*
