Tweets about: Aum Microwave

Teenagers ☀

i hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check & it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that

10 years ago

i hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check & it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that

10 years ago

School and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

10 years ago

Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you turn on is the microwave.

10 years ago

I like to stop the microwave with 0:01 to go. Makes me feel like I'm defusing a bomb and saving lives.

10 years ago

You can charge your iPhone using a microwave just place it in for 1 minute and you'll get 100% it's so cool

10 years ago

School and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

10 years ago