Australian Liquor Distribution System tweets
"Ahh the Australian shed. Where dreams are made." Greatest television advert ever.
ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
If you're at a hotel that uses a Nokia TV system, enter 2-2-1-down arrow-and hold "ok" on the remote to access free movies
Obama could never talk about America to the level of detail Ted Cruz is doing now... This is a heartland jolt to the system!
WE CAN NEVER FORGET THE TIME LIAM WAS ON AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL TV DIGGING A HOLE IN THE SAND HE'S SO SPECIAL http://t.co/TMrpCbixu5
A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.