Automatic Bar Bending Machine tweets
Common Black Girl
I want it to be 2004 again and come home from school, grab a granola bar, watch Lizzie McGuire and not hate myself.
Girl Code
I want it to be 2004 again and come home from 1st grade and grab a chocolate chip granola bar and watch thats so raven and not hate myself
Boston Police Dept.
Anyone who is not in a bar and does not have a ticket to the game must leave the permitter area around #Fenway
Grumpy Cat
I want it to be 2004 again and come home from school, grab a granola bar, watch Lizzie McGuire and not hate myself.
NBA
We are going to OT in Minnesota! Kevin Love aka the Double-Double machine has 30-16 as the @MNTimberwolves & @Orlando_Magic are tied at 103.
Picamotor
Mind bending, this is actually one photo, not two. http://t.co/jKkTKh3T5r
True Tweets
I want it to be 2004 again and come home from school, grab a granola bar, watch Lizzie McGuire and not hate myself.