Avaya Phone System Internals tweets
UberFacts
Physical touch makes you healthier. Studies show that massages, hugs, and hand-holding reduces stress and boosts the immune system.
Damn Its True!
I love it when my phone buzzes and your name is on the screen.
Girl Code
i am that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later
Sorry Not Sorry!
even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it
Chris D'Elia
HEY DUMMIES WHEN YOU SHAZAM A SONG YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD THE PHONE UP BECAUSE ITS JUST A SONG AND SOUND GOES EVERYWHERE.
Pickup Lines
Tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
Jay Bilas
This for my homies, make a living on they mobile phone. Grind hard 'til your earrings cost a mobile home. I gotta go to work.