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UberFacts
On average, people who complain live longer -- Releasing this tension increases immunity and boosts their health.
Psychology
The average high school student has the same level of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient would in 1950s.
UberFacts
The average mobile phone contains more bacteria than the average toilet seat.
Sarcasm
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers…because I can always count on them
Disney Words
I learned an important lesson. You can’t count on anyone. –Syndrome (The Incredibles)
THE ILLUMINATI
The #governmentshutdown but the CIA continues to monitor your phone, email and social media at your expense.
The Voice
Head count: RETWEET if you'll be live-tweeting #TheVoice with us tonight!
