Baker Street Dentist tweets
Austin Mahone
Have you joined my street team yet?? http://t.co/EU4IabZ7jk
K.
dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss
ClassicPics
"Bandit's Roost": The most dangerous street in New York City in 1888 http://t.co/KZOn9sVXNF
Filipino Problems
Making eye contact with random Filipinos on campus or on the street and in your head you be like "AYE THAT PERSON'S DEFINITELY FILIPINO"
TfL Traffic News
A collision is blocking lane one on A24 Tooting High Street N/B at the junction of Mitcham Road. Tailbacks are to High Street Colliers Wood.
Sarcasm
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest* Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.