Balo Laptop Gia 150 Ngan tweets
Javier Mascherano
Feliz de cumplir 150 partidos defendiendo los colores del FCB, hoy con una buena victoria en el clásico de la ciudad. http://t.co/tM2FnMD795
UberFacts
Coconuts kill more people each year than sharks do - Approximately 150 people are killed by coconuts each year.
True Tweets
mom: can i borrow your laptop? me: *deletes history* me: *logs out of twitter* me: *closes chrome* me: *opens internet explorer* me: sure
Story Of My Life!
Rabbits jump, they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run, they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years... Lesson learned.
Rude Comedian
Mom: "Can I see your Twitter?" Me: "WHAT TWITTER?!" *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
Uber Football Facts
Mesut Ozil has provided 150 assists in his professional Career.
Javier Mascherano
Happy to fulfill 150 games defending the colors of FCB and especially today with a good win in the classic city match http://t.co/4m0KQarJJH