Ban Absolute Vodka tweets
Mark Hoppus
The absolute highest compliment you could ever pay to a piece of recorded music is that it's "almost as good as Jimmy Eat World's "Clarity."
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Na Rússia é falta de educação recusar vodka. Lá a bebida já foi usada inclusive para pagar professores. #MUITOinteressante
Jimmy Carr
There are plans to ban smoking inside prisons. Yeah, they should be made to go out into the street and do it. Oh no hang on…
Senator Ted Cruz
Obamacare is an absolute disaster for small businesses #MakeDCListen
LADHumour
So what it Jesus turned water into wine. I turned a whole student loan into vodka once. Your move Jesus...