Bar Cutting Machine tweets
Chelsea FC
GOAL: 3-1 to the Blues, Oscar scores his third goal in a week, a brilliant effort which went in off the underside of the bar. #CFCLive
Premier League
GOAL Chelsea 3-1 Cardiff (78 mins). Oscar latches on to Ramires' pass and fires in a shot which goes in off the underside of the bar #CHECAR
Johnny Knoxville
Warning: never try to make it with a soda machine. It will end in tears. Love,Irving #badgrandpamovie http://t.co/n1Mbv4YImy
Fact
Cutting people from your life does not mean you hate them, it simply means, you respect yourself.
Premier League
So close to a second goal for @ManUtd as Wayne Rooney turns and blasts against the bar. It remains 1-0 #MUNSOU
Poundland
RT & Follow with #chocolatelover, enter to win 1KG Bar of Dairy Milk (HUGE!) & a £10 voucher or 1 of 5 £5 vouchers! http://t.co/HvZdJglOEB
