Basic Kitchen Must Haves tweets
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women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food
Sarcastic Stewie
Basic school day Me: I hate all of you. Me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday. Me: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk I'll die.
Derek Trotter
Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was willing to take.
Ian Betteridge
Oh, Tories. This man is Secretary of state for education. And does not understand basic maths. http://t.co/NOjGTIGh4J
Alain de Botton
When trying to account for strange behaviour in others, don't complicate. Think of the basic emotions: fear, envy, guilt...
Funny Tweets!
Basic school day Me: I hate all of you. Me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday. Me: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk I'll die.
