Batik Furniture tweets
Bernie Matthew
My life is like a beautiful piece of furniture from IKEA. Once I figure out how to put it all together, I may get to actually enjoy it.
The Onion
Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture http://t.co/wJdalbKx1D
World Facts
If you ever get a new puppy, put tin foil on furniture you don't want them to chew. They won't ever hop up on tin foil.
Proud Male
The shinbones main purpose for existence is to find furniture in a dark room.
Landon Tewers
Some grandpa grabbed my face and told me he loved our set tonight and I was so happy I wanted to buy new furniture.
DIY SOS
We are 1 week away from helping a really lovely family In Warrington, we still need a sofa, carpets, furniture and beds, please get in touch
Nick Hune-Brown
Just saw a commercial with Mel Lastman yelling "noooobody" while hawking furniture and thought: now there was a mayor with dignity.