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Chinese Alamping Die tweets

Ricky Gervais

11 of my followers will die tonight. Hope it's not you. In case it is, thanks for following :)

https://twitter.com/rickygervais

10 years ago

Sarcastic Stewie

Basic school day Me: I hate all of you. Me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday. Me: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk I'll die.

https://twitter.com/GhettoChiIdren

10 years ago

UberFacts

The Asian Giant Hornet is the size of your thumb, and stings with flesh dissolving acid that alerts other wasps to sting you until you die.

https://twitter.com/UberFacts

10 years ago

Before I Die

Before I die, I would like to drive to the airport and take the cheapest, soonest departing flight to anywhere and stay the weekend.

https://twitter.com/TheBucktList

10 years ago

Female Pains

I don’t get feelings until like 1am and then I get really sad over everything and want to die and fall in love and get married

https://twitter.com/FemalePains

10 years ago

k

i wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

https://twitter.com/chanelthick

10 years ago

Best Movie Lines

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -Harvey Dent 'The Dark Knight' 2008

https://twitter.com/BestMovieLine

10 years ago