Tweets about: Bino Clock Co Milano

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i literally can not remember the last time i went to bed when the clock actually said “pm” on it

10 years ago

Make the clock reverse. Bring back what once was mine. –Rapunzel

10 years ago

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

10 years ago

Stop looking at everything in a negative light. Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

10 years ago

Otak manusia punya 'automatic clock' bila ingin bangun jam tertentu esok hari. #7d

10 years ago

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00 clock: 8:00 me: *pretends i didn’t see*

10 years ago

I'm in love with my bed, but my alarm clock won't let us be together.

10 years ago