Blanket And Wine August tweets
FAT AMY
accidentally punched myself in the face while tryin to pull my blanket up & if that doesnt accurately describe my life i dont know what does
Sarcasm
accidentally punched myself in the face while tryin to pull my blanket up & if that doesnt accurately describe my life i dont know what does
Occupy Wall Street
State Dept finalized $5million order for custom crystal wine glasses for American embassies hours before #shutdown http://t.co/MfkTbwd8oB
Sorry Not Sorry!
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..- ahh f*ck! He's under a blanket."
Funny Tweets ™
Couples call it "cuddle weather" I call it "buy a blanket and stfu weather"
Funny Quotes
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..- ahh f*ck! He's under a blanket."
