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SportsCenter
Ryan Lochte suffers torn MCL, sprained ACL in left knee after falling to ground while catching excited female fan.
UberFacts
If you're 18 years old, you have about 3,300 weekends left in your lifetime -- You also only have about 57 summers left.
Avril Lavigne
Playin Blue Note Jazz Club for @Fresh1027NY in NYC tomorrow! Listen or enter to win http://t.co/uJyA22hMqx #AvrilLavigne
Professor Snape
Roses are red Violets are blue I thought Voldemort was ugly But then I saw you
UberFacts
Tourism in Albuquerque has boomed from selling Breaking Bad candy and bath salts that resemble blue crystal meth.
TextsFromLastNight
(434): Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left.
History In Pictures
The day Sweden changed from left hand drive to right, 1967. http://t.co/3VtqG8LOSf