Tweets about: Body Joint Meter

daniel sahyounie

I'm gonna make you feel that loving, Getting weak all in your knees. Kiss your body from the tip-top, All the way down to your feet!

12 years ago

Idk my relationship with my siblings is either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “dont even breathe in my direction” there's no in between

12 years ago

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

12 years ago

Idk my relationship with my siblings is either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “dont even breathe in my direction” there's no in between

12 years ago

Once you see the iOS 7 progress meter as Hitler, you can never unsee it. http://t.co/hIGoCoMu7P

12 years ago

The only person stopping you from having the body and life you want to have, is the person you see when you look in the mirror.

12 years ago

how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire

12 years ago