Tweets about: Body Solid Weight Machine

Sorry not Sorry!

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

12 years ago

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King has the highest body count of any movie ever made with 836 on-screen deaths.

12 years ago

Idk my relationship with my siblings is either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “dont even breathe in my direction” there's no in between

12 years ago

if my ceiling fan could hold my weight I’d never be bored again

12 years ago

All these women weight the same. We all carry weight differently. Keep this in mind when weighing yourself http://t.co/t7T8wztPj7

12 years ago

One direction had a pretty solid sound check. I've decided they'd be good friends to have... I'll report back once we're all bros :)

12 years ago

My relationship with my siblings is either: “I’ll help you hide the body” or “don't even breathe in my direction”.

12 years ago