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Boiling Water Crab Grass tweets

Not Will Ferrell

Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"


7 years ago

Ashton Irwin

How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(


7 years ago

The Fake ESPN

Honey Badger gets first NFL interception in the Superdome, confused how he performed well without being on grass.


7 years ago


Ozil assist. In other news water is wet.


7 years ago

World Facts

One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water.


7 years ago

ian somerhalder

With @drgregallgood #flashflloodforgood #cgi2013 give a child clean water for a year...… http://t.co/cGzeaezaGE


7 years ago

Maryland Problemz

I would do dirty, unspeakable things for some crab dip right about now #MarylandProbz


7 years ago