Tweets about: Boiling Water Crab Grass

Not Will Ferrell

Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"

10 years ago

How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(

10 years ago

Honey Badger gets first NFL interception in the Superdome, confused how he performed well without being on grass.

10 years ago

Ozil assist. In other news water is wet.

10 years ago

One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water.

10 years ago

With @drgregallgood #flashflloodforgood #cgi2013 give a child clean water for a year...… http://t.co/cGzeaezaGE

10 years ago

I would do dirty, unspeakable things for some crab dip right about now #MarylandProbz

10 years ago