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Boiling Water Crab Grass tweets

Not Will Ferrell

Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"

https://twitter.com/itsWillyFerrell

7 years ago

Ashton Irwin

How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(

https://twitter.com/Ashton5SOS

7 years ago

The Fake ESPN

Honey Badger gets first NFL interception in the Superdome, confused how he performed well without being on grass.

https://twitter.com/TheFakeESPN

7 years ago

Renato

Ozil assist. In other news water is wet.

https://twitter.com/th14Renato

7 years ago

World Facts

One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water.

https://twitter.com/Factsionary

7 years ago

ian somerhalder

With @drgregallgood #flashflloodforgood #cgi2013 give a child clean water for a year...… http://t.co/cGzeaezaGE

https://twitter.com/iansomerhalder

7 years ago

Maryland Problemz

I would do dirty, unspeakable things for some crab dip right about now #MarylandProbz

https://twitter.com/MarylandProbz

7 years ago