Boiling Water Crab Grass tweets
Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"
How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(
Honey Badger gets first NFL interception in the Superdome, confused how he performed well without being on grass.
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water.
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