Borrowed Car Head Gasket tweets
Sunderland AFC
Sunderland AFC confirms that it has parted company with Head Coach Paolo Di Canio this evening.
Ariana Grande
Someone brought me a cardboard cut out of Toulouse's head today. It's my favorite thing ever. http://t.co/JNHlB7uPtb
5 Seconds of Summer
HIIIII :D about to head to last day off Rehearsals :p BRING ON THE TOUR! Xx http://t.co/tU8DklfVNr
What The F*** Facts
A woman jumped off of the Eiffel Tower and landed on a car and survived, then later married the cars owner.
Sarcasm
"HA. I'm older!" "HA. You''ll die first!" "Since I'm older, I'll get my license first. Then I'll run you over with my car. HA."
Notebook of Love
A relationship with no trust is like a car with no gas. You can stay in it, but it won't go anywhere.
