Bottled Water Home Delivery tweets
UberFacts
Dolphins don't drink water - Sea water would make them ill and possibly kill them. They get their liquid needs through the foods they eat.
Sarcasm
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby
Sarcastic Stewie
Things I NEVER learned in school: how to: pay bills buy a home apply for college but thank God I can graph a polynomial function
John Green
We have bottled all the stars for you tonight. (featuring @Anselelgort and Dom Perignon) http://t.co/TZmANYLnzZ
St. Louis Cardinals
DAVID FREESE HOME RUN! #MrOctober's first post-season home run at Busch Stadium since Game 6! #STLCards lead 2-0 in the 2nd inning!
EMBLEM3
Funny enough we just got into DC and actually are 3000 Miles away from home.