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Murderer Problems
When you have to explain why you own a chainsaw, wood chipper, 5 axes, 10 shovels, and 20 bags of concrete mix, but no garden
Steve Stifler
A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.
Life Pro Tips
How to transfer something from paper to wood http://t.co/16bQR4D47O
NOT SportsCenter MLB
Strasburg 3rd fastest to 500 K's behind Kerry Wood & Mark Prior. Stephen, if you ever see Dusty Baker in your dugout, run far, far away.
Washington Nationals
Fastest starters to 500 K's since 1900: Kerry Wood (404.2 IP) Mark Prior (421.2 IP) Stephen Strasburg (426.1 IP)
James Wagner
Christian Yelich is Strasburg's 500th career strikeout victim. He is 3rd fastest (1900-) to that milestone (behind Kerry Wood & Mark Prior).
Ahmad Musa Jibril
Mixing and mingling between men and women is like the admixture of wood and fire! Ibn Taymiyyah in al-Istiqamah 1/357