British Mountain Climbing Society tweets
Jai Brooks
I just want to go to a magic mountain where all I do is play Xbox and monkey butlers serve me pizza on fluffy clouds. Too much to ask?
Grumpy Cat
mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops
Common White Girl
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
Alain de Botton
That strangers are almost always nicer than one expects them to be hints at the distortions in the mirror the media holds up to society.
Jimmy Carr
There’s debate about why we put the clocks back, but it’s so the dark evenings signal to British people they can start drinking earlier.
Little Mix
Morning! Don't forget to show ur support n vote for us as Best British Group for the Radio 1 Teen Awards...I believe our mixers can do this!